Join our granny gang...we don't walk, we roll

So we were gonna go all out for this post and create a pimpin' video... but we're lazy, so that didn't happen. (It's on the back burner... maybe when we've all got time in our schedules we'll make it happen)

A while back we were shooting the breeze with some twitter tweople and we decided we wanted to form a gang when we got old. A motorized wheel chair gang, for grandmas with deceased husbands only. One of our favourite tweople, our gal @mspuppette, was totally down to join our gang. We'd rob liquor stores, and chase young hoodlum scallywags. We'd sleep with bikers and murder their wives. We'd rave all night, and do E with our grand kids. We have it all planned out. We're gonna buy the wheel chairs early and pimp them out now that our backs are still good. Then, we'll keep the chairs in our garage, only to see the light of day when we get our first hip replacement... or when our husbands die (everyone knows that women live longer than men).

We're creating this Thelma and Louise pact (without the suicide part) and are extending an open invitation to you, our blog friends, to join our elderly gang. If you wanna get down with the dopest gang in our future hood, then drop us a comment.

We don't walk, We Roll
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