Today I woke up with a stranger in my bed. I was all blurry eyed and the stranger was still asleep. I took a quick scan around my room and noticed that the strangers sense of fashion was superb, and regardless of the fact that it was a stranger lying next to me, I was crushing on them hardcore. I mean... can you say ARM CANDY. You may be wondering what happened to my "significant other" aka The Swelle Life. Well The Swelle Life doesn't know about my lapse in judgment (and I'd appreciate it if you all kept it on the down low).
My New Crush is from America and is based out West in California. My Crushes name is Isquiofrenia Style and she was a fun romp around. (Everyone needs some fun when they are in a long-term relationship...am I right?) According to a Twitter poll we conducted about 90% of my followers are cheaters, so i'm sure you'll all approve of my new lover!